What Happens If…


What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!!

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee. 
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli : will

  • Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
  • Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
  • Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
  • Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
  • Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
  • Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
  • Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
  • Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
  • Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
  • Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.